Foreskin Radio
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An experimental comedy podcast full of irreverent tomfoolery, perverted subject matter, personal drama, counterculture philosophy, and postmodern musings from Vancouver, Canada.

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  • Sweet Brown - Aint Nobody Got Time for That (Autotune Remix)
  • This is Foreskin Radio
  • The River & The Road @ Media Club
  • Waiting for the Doctor like a ophaned street urchin
  • Freestyling about Old Bitch Baylis
  • Improv Rape Court Scene
  • Middle Eastern girls got it going on
  • Media misperception of India
  • Americans need constant propaganda
  • Phenomenology! Do doo da do do 
  • Ride my camel of love
  • Sam Russell "Without Jews" 
  • Uncut Jewish New Yorkers
  • Goldstein's Real Estate Shiksa voicemail message
  • Why does Mel Gibson hate the Jews so much?
  • Prof Bestestes training to be a drunk
  • Francis Bean Cobain bitchslaps Courtney Love
  • Facebook meet up with old high school friend
  • Maturity: shit comes in, shit goes out
  • Amigo, another word for friend
  • Feeling fucking fecal free!
  • Cream may rise but shit floats 

Direct download: FR-244.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:09 AM

Jules: Well, that's what I've been sitting here contemplating. First, I'm going to deliver this case to Marcellus, then, basically, I'm just going to walk the Earth.

Vincent: What'cha mean, "walk the earth"?

Jules: You know, like Caine in Kung Fu: walk from place to place, meet people, get into adventures.

Vincent: And how long do you intend to walk the earth?

Jules: Until God puts me where he wants me to be.

Vincent: And what if he don't do that?

Jules: If it takes forever, then I'll walk forever.

Vincent: So you decided to be a bum?

  • Vagina Face calls in
  • Prime Time Chicken and Chinese Food
  • Psycho Prego Chick
  • Lean on Randy
  • Crazy Prego Texts
  • Doctor learns some lessons 
  • Crazy Bitch
  • The Main on Main
  • Sugar Kaine, keepin' it sweet!
  • World Autism Day
  • Wrong Number: Prof B gets Crazy Prego Texts
  • Ranting about Online Dating 
  • Personality Banality
  • Is Professor Bestestes getting defensive?
  • "She want one man made of Hercules and Cyrano" ~ Spin Doctors
  • Introvert versus Extrovert
  • Alternative just isn't the same
  • Vagina Face rants about faux-Feminism
Direct download: FR-243.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:19 PM

  • The HATE Noise and Anonymous Calling
  • Guest: K2DaRipple
  • Musica Colectiva, ukulele chick
  • French Hipster Heckler, I Boo You
  • Lingerie Football League
  • M.I.A. gives the finger to Madonna 
  • Underground Jazz Show
  • Improvisational Music
  • Hitchhiker Blowjob Proposition
  • Doctor's Miscommunications of Love
  • Special Gay Guests: DJ Dickmore & "Tree"
  • Leap Year and Anti-Bullying Day 
  • Women's International Day
  • Equality Or Power Grab?
  • Pedophiles, masturbating babies, mature teenagers
  • Oh, your queer band broke up? Waaa
  • Women take control of THEIR words: Slut, Bitch, Cunt 
  • Feminists' 3rd World Emancipation Dilemma
  • Misogyny Hypocrisy 
  • Would a Prostitute Fashion Show be exploitation?
  • Lana Roush: "Don't Liberate Me" 
"Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians." 
~ Pat Robertson
Direct download: FR-242.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:18 AM

  • Hey, You in the Bushes: "I'm Not Chinese"
  • Chinese New Year Parade in Vancouver's Chinatown
  • What movie best describes your sex life? Kung Fu Panda
  • Authentic Moment at Dr. Sun Yat-Sen Chinese Garden
  • The Dragoneers: Kung Fu
  • It's such a good feeling to know you will die
  • The Chronicles of Foreskin is such blasphemy
  • The Undoucheables... Who does your hair?
  • Style: Old is the new young
  • Theatrical difficulties: Kill your Baby!
  • Communication breakdown, serenity now!
  • Disability de jour
  • DJ Snorky: "Forty-two"
  • Ironically, Cher is a tranny
  • Shit New Age Girls Say 
  • Shit New Age Guys Say 
  • Way Out West: "Bohemian Like You"
  • Midnight Society of VIVO Sound Art Night
  • Fucking High on a quarter of POt Chocolate
  • Soundtrack to Oblivion, post-human apocalypse
  • Machine talking Nature in vortex of Space-Time 

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Direct download: FR-241.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 4:20 AM

  • NUCLEAR BOMB ON THE WAY, NEED SCIENTISTS AND MILITARY NOW!! [video]
  • Digital Boys in the virtual 21st Century
  • WEB 3.0, Semantic Web, pintrest, anti-social media
  • eBooks are bullshit, they are not books, they're just text docs
  • Man and the Myth: living your own mythology
  • Quantam Leaping through masks of our multiple personalities
  • The present is an illusion, we live in the future but think in the past
  • Brain-to-brain love affair with Vladimir Putin: GABRIELLE CHANA MARRIAGE LIST
  • To The Beat Of My Heart Failure
  • Soundtrack of my life: Tori Amos' rape album
  • Unemployment Opportunity: Dress Code Violation
  • Terminal Cancer Barbie
  • Shoegazer Nugazer Funster Wallflower Push Don't Pull 
  • NUCLEAR BOMB HITS CANADA (JESUIT-BUKKAKE STYLE)
  • Letter from actor Brent Spiner describes the horrors of this Jesuit nuclear bukkake bomb!

Direct download: FR-240.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:52 AM

  • J Neri: "2012 The Warning"
  • Unblocking creativity, ocus on productions
  • No nutin' in that button, No dating policy
  • Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
  • Chick Flick?
  • Does Lisbeth have Asperger’s?
  • Who would've been a better fit than Daniel Craig?
  • Eight Legged Oedipus: "Policy Of Rape"
  • Coming to terms with fetishism
  • Becoming Sexually Normal
  • Happy Lisbeth gets revenge on her rapist
  • Rap Against Rape [video]
  • Smoking strong weed
  • The Rigveda chant
  • Tuning to Emotional Frequencies
  • Retrocausality & Transcoincidentalism

Shut up about the victimizisation! He almost killed you. He raped and murdered and he enjoyed it. He had the same chances as us to chose what he wanted to be. He was no victim. He was a sadistic motherfucker who hated women.

Direct download: FR-239.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:06 PM

Have you been naughty this year? Santa knows, and he's notifying the appropriate authorities!

  • Zoogz Rift: "Santa's On A Diet"
  • Christmas Time at the Mall
  • Chinese girl has mid-life crisis
  • Tangent: cripples everywhere
  • Never been kissed, never been date raped
  • Moving too fast: marriage tea ceremony
  • AA for Artists (Artists Anonymous)
  • Meth Age: 37, Actual Age: 17
  • Abusing Romancing the System
  • J's with Jamie: "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
  • Minky Nick-Nack Gift Store
  • Don't be such a Platitudey Judy
  • What's wrong with a good argument?
  • Stock Family Photo: "Hey, I actually know those people"
  • GILFy doesn't keep Gimpy in her back pocket
  • Freestyle Chap-Hop Rap
  • Prof Bestestes' Speeding Ticket Ordeal
  • ...now he thinks he's a criminal
  • British Columbia 7 day car impoundment law
  • Guilty of Theoretical Manslaughter
  • [video] Alfred Hitchcock is afraid of policemen

Direct download: FR-338.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:20 AM

  • Special Guest: DJ Dickmore
  • Reverse Hard-On
  • Gays are chicks magnets
  • Altar Boy Recruitment
  • Semen recipes
  • Fashion Advice
  • Disabled People are Persons
  • Redefining what Normal is
  • Do we need to know everybody's story?
  • Hot Dog with Dick Cheese
  • Life sucks but no regrets 
  • Give Hilter credit where credits due
  • Fuck your story, you're just an asshole!
  • Charlie & His Orchestra... Nazi propaganda music
  • Nardwuar vs. Prime Minister Jean Chretien
  • Pepper Spray?... pepper,  I put it on my plate
  • Why are these lazy Occupy kids protesting?
  • Occupy Vancouver
  • A medal for moderation
  • Fuck Tribalism, Fuck the Global Village
  • Rise of the Planet of the Ape Slaves
  • Philip K Dick gnostic theories
  • Choices of Action
  • Everything short of Utopia

Not in Utopia, -- subterranean fields, --
Or some secreted island, Heaven knows where!
But in the very world, which is the world
Of all of us, -- the place where in the end
We find our happiness, or not at all!

-- William Wordsworth

Direct download: FR-337.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 7:01 AM

  • Tonetta: "Dominate"
  • Genitorturers @ the Rickshaw
  • Concert review: Hardcore fetish theatrics
  • Kink goes mainstream
  • Vanilla sex becomes the kinkiest fetish
  • Intimacy is frightening
  • A symphony of chaos within blandness
  • Feminism: morality & hedonism
  • Wild Boardgame Nights
  • Fuck the Big Bang Theory
  • Kid Shows secretly for Adults
  • Playdoh, I give you permission 
  • Internet is ontologically flat (neither high or low art)
  • Risk! a game of global domination
  • Kermit finds his Miss Piggy
  • Bestestes takes a risk and loses

Direct download: FR-336.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:26 AM

  • A tale of hypersexual romance...
  • Dr. Lickalottapus meets New Age eccentic girl
  • Beyond Minky: "This Bitch is Crazy!!!"
  • Random sexual encounters with strangers
  • She uncorked herself... a cork???
  • Crazy bitches fuck good
  • All women are crazy on some level
  • Paranoid about casual sex
  • Is political stuff nerdy?
  • Eastside Guy down on his luck
  • Special guest: K2DaRipple
  • Clip: Crazy White Bitch Illin' Wit Kim Jong!!!
  • La Lupe: "Going Out of My Head"
  • Drunk Night
  • Maybe you should shut the fuck up!
  • Metaphysical Freestyle Rap
  • Thursday is the new Friday or move to the suburbs
  • It's oh so quiet, Betty Hutton: "Blow a Fuse"
  • Cumshots! on Posterous...
  • The World is Undergoing an Apocalypse
  • The Magical Toilet
  • Minkyness ceases after around 47
  • Fake It Till You Make It
  • MJ Remake: "Ovarian Girl"

Direct download: FR-335.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 7:12 PM