Fog by Carl Sandburg

Conversation at Jabez Coffee Bar: Prof. Bestestes, Dr. Lickalottapus, Kitty Korrosive, DJ Mouse, and Why Not
Vancouver's DJ Situation

Midnight Society
Prof B, Kitty K, The Fleetwood Mac, iTodd use the herbal muse in the thick of the fog: Mr Noirisms, Supernatural TV show filmed here, Xbox 360, pissing in the bushes, roshamboing, rap off, etc

podsafe music: Danger Doom "Mince Meat"

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Two Men with Fore Skin video promo

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Controversy between Mick Aloha and Professor Bestestes

Musical Rant: Dr. Lickalottapus wears his sister's jogging pants
An Evening in Steveston: Kitty Korrosive, Dr. L, and Prof. B have a crazy conversation...Is there any polite way of saying "you got the herpes, bitch?"
Prank Call:STDs burn
My Left Nut: a love song under the influence
The Moon Masters: Mick Aloha's goddamn promo
Midnight Society
Professor Bestestes loses his mind, more music/rapping ensues, mindfucking Johnny Depp, etc...

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This movie was captured using an Archos and dubbed over with stupid random audio clips. We created characters that resemble your favorite Two Men with Fore Skin personalities. On this movie we have Professor Bestestes, Dr. Lickalottapus, and The Fleetwood Mac pitted against each other in a ladder match. I hope you enjoy this experiment.

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Spike & Mike's Twisted Festival of Animation: a review after the show on the drive home with Dr L, Prof B, Kitty K
Dr Lickalottapus Rants on when to call a women
The Moon Masters podcast promo
The Midnight Society
part one: Dr L, The Fleetwood Mac and The Spanish Fly smoking pot, talking dirty in spanish, crapping in a chick's mouth
music by Frank Soda
part two: Prof B, Dr L, iTodd, Fleetwood Mac, with special appearance by Donte smoking more weed, the new brown sound, burning the face, got played?, wiping the ass, Mr. Noir isms, show nostalgia, blowing toys, smackdown video upcoming, breaking it down again
music by Cagey House

not a regular episode!
Dr. Lickalottapus fell down some stairs.
We talk about traditional marriage stereotypes and waiting in the emergence room while drinking Absenthe.

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Prelude to Halloween
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C U Next Tuesday(a women's perspective): Kitty Korrosive and Lady Jane discuss waiting for the one you really want, men's balls, women's lips, sex camp, etc.
Blondestar
Bauhaus Concert Review with Dr. Lickalottapus and Kitty K all gothed out and roam the streets of Vancouver
Suburban Transpondency
podsafe music: Anonymous "I See Dead People"
Conversation with Professor Bestestes and Kitty K condoms and douche,
penis in the vaginis, pubic hair, Halloween customes, etc.

Gayest Show Ever.
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Gay story number one: faggot attack in the washroom stall.
podsafe music: The Predicates "Gay Boyfriend"
New Sex Term: The Headless Horsemen
Dr. Lickalottapus' Musical Rant: all things end in disappointment
Gay story number two: that cute she-man has a little surprise...that's right bitches, even a chick with a dick
The Only Gay Eskimo
PSA: Mutual Masturbation is the Gayway Drug!
Suburban Transpondency: an earful of suburban culture with indie music from British Columbia and beyond
Kids In The Hall: Running Faggot
Gay: 5 minutes of bullshit
Not Sleeping Over: The Invisible Woman!
podsafe music: VPR "My Girlfriend Turned Into A Lesbian"

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Over the phone again Prof Bestestes and Dr Lickalottapus discuss: suicide girls. listener apathy, cartoons like Clone High and Danger Mouse, things that make you kinda gay, Canadian heroes, etc.

Kitty Korrosive's B-Day Karaoke Dance Party we make funny of Cher

Kickin' it at Kitty Korrosive's Kastle part 2 with The Fleetwood Mac and the good Doctor: playing Smackdown, giving and receiving in Europe, nipples, etc.

Breakfast Club in the morning the boys make a huge breakfast and make love to Lauryn Hill

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Co-hosting the intro over the phone with Dr Lickalottapus and Professor Bestestes: Fanwhore Contest, Hockey Pool, Voter Apathy, email, insider info, etc.
Part 1 of Kickin' It at Kitty Korrosive's Kastle: The Fleetwood Mac, the Doctor, and Kitty K play Smackdown and trash on 50 Cent
Nine Inch Nails concert review: partyin' wit Enchantra, Ms Suckalottacock, new girl who's just "High" and Babino.
Death Cab for Cutie concert review: Professor Bestestes and The Fleetwood Mac driving back to Surrey from The Commodore Ballroom in Vancouver

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-FanWhore email: how long is your foreskins?
-Podsafe music by Jesushairdo
-Down by the Fraser River at the beach fire pit with special guests Enchantra and Ms Suckalottacock having a cocksucking competition
-Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent by Jef Jaisun
-The Midnight Society
part 1 with iTodd and The Fleetwood Mac fighting over a jacket
part 2 we switch to beer and shoot the shit

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Vickie's Skype call vs. Rubberband Banjo
PSA: Dr. Lickalottapus rants on South Asian violence
New Orleans hurricane song by The Legendary K.O.
PSA: Cocktease in the workplace
SNir is back! with The Fleetwood Mac talking trash
PSA: Funk on Fat Bitches
Suburban Transpondencyour new indie music podcast
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Hanging Out with the White Boys by JesusHairdo

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The Calgary Edition. Drinking Kokanee beer walking the streets of Calgary. Professor Bestestes with his best friend "T" talk about contests like Fear Factor. We're eating bagels and apple pie. Poo comes up often. 6 Minutes of separation. Please no spiders or crabs (which are just sea spiders really). Cow Balls. Poo...Podsafe: Taking A Dump At Work...Sex without a condom different..The Apocalypse Dowell Show promo...The art of sucking dick. How to give the best blowjobs. What girls feel about doing oral. Bestestes' infamous Mexico replacement stripper story. From our house band (aka Garageband): Treetop Koala Mofia, Drunkards Of Mexico... feedback: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com http://apocalypsedowell.libsyn.com its a new month so please vote for us at www.podcastalley.com just do search for Two Men with Fore Skin hit vote and enter your email address. if you enjoy the show, please show your love. Thanks!!

Power To The Penis! Prof. Bestestes is in Calgary, Alberta so this episode was recorded earlier, kind of a pre-podcast. We were at Bear Creek park in Surrey after Dr. Lickatlottapus had a bad night. He tells us the story and our conversation evolves from that. We discuss: crossing the line, the bullshit games, dick-in-glass, knocked up, self-esteem in men and women, the soulmate theory, etc. Podsafe music: Arctic, Turn Around Sex, Seduction & Strip Clubs http://markjryan.com/podcast2.html twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com vote for us at www.podcastalley.com

Its Prof Bestestes birthday this week. He's on vacation in Calgary, Alberta. So instead of skipping a week, this show is All Filler No Killer. Random junk that wasn't used. There's a Wedding Crasher's Review, an interview with Erotica, the return of the Milk Man and his Bambulance, Hillbilly Hermaphrodite, Sex Sound of the Week, a Batman Begins review, and Etc.dric the Icelandic foreign exchange student. Podsafe music: Madsumo, So Many Ways; Dislocated Boner, Big Bad China Man...Parody : She Gotta Pee vote for us at www.podcastalley.com feedback: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com

Dr Lickalottapus and Prof Bestestes talk about their love / hate for Surrey, BC also discuss Wiggers, Chavs, Thuggs, Vancouver, Suburbia, etc. music by local rappers Delta House. Podsafe music by Dislocated Boner, Country Club Thug. Parody: Because We're Too White. http://www.ilovesurrey.com http://www.wiggaz.com http://www.chavscum.co.uk feedback: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com

Play the Two Men with Fore Skin drinking game. Every time we go on a tangent, hear the chime, take a shot! (please drink responsibly) Parody of Losing My Religion by Prof Bestestes Parody of R Kelly by Eric Schwartz Ryan Adams Concert Review Podsafe Music Network: Never Been To Nashville by Dropkick Sex Sound of The Week Podsafe Music Network: Bird by Miss Sad UK email us: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com vote for us at Podcast Alley http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php? pod_id=5627

- Local news: Matt LeBlanc gropes stripper in Victoria, BC - The Midnight Society: playing Grand Theft Auto, speaking of content -podsafe music network: M7, "Shinning Star", from Japan -Moffat Park: dog as penis with Dicks Enormous & Erotica -mashup mix: Dick Is A Killer -new segment: Sex Sound of the Week from yeppie.org -SNiR: G-Spot, Donte, Kitty Korrosive, featuring spontaneous interview with scriptwriter Rodney Mac -mashup: Destiny's child vs Stevie Wonder, Bootystition feedback: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com www.smartgroups.com/groups/twomenwithforeskin My Odeo Channel (odeo/d9e4abcc97951431)

Not a regular episode! This is a special serious edition. We went out into the public to reflect on women and mothers, men and fathers, relationships and other general aspects of modern life. Interview with locale teenagers "Applesauce" and "Cherry" about their thoughts and experiences regarding sexuality, drugs, and rock 'n' roll. Music from the podsafe music network: The Ride Theory, Devil In My Heart, from Ontario Canada.

Question: Do men look for a mother? Can funny pay the phone bill? Can funny find the G-spot?...Dislocated Boner (Broke Ass Pimp)...The Midnight Society, magical bush and the paranoia...-SNiR-...iTodd's Sarnia (extended bic lighter mix)

Adrianno's Italian perspective on sexuality in Vancouver. Stripper Night in Review is back with Kendra Kitty Corrosive (our designated driver)! Mashup: Tegan and Sara vs Mylo (Walking With a Ghost in Paris) !canadian content!, The Cure vs Police vs 70s+80 Mashuptown.com ... feedback at www.smartgroups.com/groups/twomenwithforeskin

Dr Lickalottpus Birthday special with Prof Bestestes, The Fleetwood Mac, and our beautiful guest Donte...dinner at Balbazar in the Westend of Vancouver... mashups: Usher vs Our lady Peace (Yeahseed), Yes vs Sir mix-a-lot (Owner Of a Lonely Butt), and Snoop vs B-52s (Rock it like its Lobster)

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BC Bud, smoke it if you got it...iTodd, racist bitches...rock paper scissors, colloquialism, walk like an Egyptian...we need to talk...live quotes..SNiR

Dr Lickalottapus and Prof. Bestestes cruising thru Whalley with special guest "The Fleetwood Mac" ...Japanese Girls, Puffy Ami Yumi...80s rehashing...NIN vs Ray Parker Jr...Hip-Hop/Industrial, Bennifer 2...50 Cent vs. NIN...Stripper Night In Review...

Oh Snap! Here we are, after much labor and love; rather, drudgery and doubt. Podcasting: tough racket. Hear me now as i say "This is only the beginning!" I'm just hoping we don't get our asses handed to us; is this shit legit? Paranoia and anxiety aside, I'm so excited about this podshow that I split my zipper. If you popped a boxer button as well, please let us know at twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com. And if you've got a bitch, by all means, itch. Your pimp, Prof. Bestestes

Debut Show 1) brainstorm banter - no circumcision for you! 2) interview with "The Milk Man" - how high does your paint dry? 3) Stripper Night In Review - I'm not touching that microphone; its got the herpes!